Dendo Headliners
If they published a newspaper for each day of the week, here's what they headlines would say! But I'm not sure, because I don't read the newspaper, because I'm a missionary. Book of Mormon for days. Like. Every day. Monday: Sisters Rejected Even Harder Whilst Trying Out New Family History Approach But Eventually Finds Golden Brazilian Family To Teach Tuesday: Less Active Member Stands Mid-Lesson and Declares "We Are Going to the Culture Festival!" Wednesday: Investigator Makes Major Breakthrough With Holy Ghost-Feeling Experience Thursday: True Church of Christ Restored By Joseph Smith and Sisters Given Opportunity to Testify About it To Amazing Recent Converts Friday: Brazilian Member Requests Sister Brewer Cook Six Large Steaks 'American Style;' Sister Brewer Has Never Made Steak Saturday: Japanese Family Serves Missionaries Hamburgers Standing 30 Centimeters High Sunday: 85-year-old Woman Sisters Spoke To On The Side...