If they published a newspaper for each day of the week, here's what they headlines would say! But I'm not sure, because I don't read the newspaper, because I'm a missionary. Book of Mormon for days. Like. Every day.
Monday: Sisters Rejected Even Harder Whilst Trying Out New Family History Approach But Eventually Finds Golden Brazilian Family To Teach
Tuesday: Less Active Member Stands Mid-Lesson and Declares "We Are Going to the Culture Festival!"
Wednesday: Investigator Makes Major Breakthrough With Holy Ghost-Feeling Experience
Thursday: True Church of Christ Restored By Joseph Smith and Sisters Given Opportunity to Testify About it To Amazing Recent Converts
Friday: Brazilian Member Requests Sister Brewer Cook Six Large Steaks 'American Style;' Sister Brewer Has Never Made Steak
Saturday: Japanese Family Serves Missionaries Hamburgers Standing 30 Centimeters High
Sunday: 85-year-old Woman Sisters Spoke To On The Sidewalk Thursday Suddenly Shows Up At Church
And that's the Gospel Truth! Actually, Jesus Christ is our Savior and loves you. That's actually the Gospel Truth.
Love,
ブルーワ姉妹
ブルーワ姉妹
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