Wood's Words of Wisdom
"If you can explain it, it's something other than love." "That will be the time I will mentally give birth to 55 puppies." "Is it a bribe or a gift?" "Ah, such a splendid little war." "No. White chocolate doesn't exist." "Brooklyn, people like you laugh at a joke three times. Once when I tell it, again when everybody else gets it, and once more when you get it four years later." "My birthday is Octujocember 38th. In other words, none of your nosy business!" "I am always so happy when I'm not the most OCD person in the room." "If at first you don't succeed, just be a bad example."