Wood's Words of Wisdom

• "If you can explain it, it's something other than love."
• "That will be the time I will mentally give birth to 55 puppies."
• "Is it a bribe or a gift?"
• "Ah, such a splendid little war."
• "No. White chocolate doesn't exist."
• "Brooklyn, people like you laugh at a joke three times. Once when I tell it, again when everybody else gets it, and once more when you get it four years later."
• "My birthday is Octujocember 38th. In other words, none of your nosy business!"
• "I am always so happy when I'm not the most OCD person in the room."
• "If at first you don't succeed, just be a bad example."