Flying Watermelon Eating Monkeys!!

I. Love. WAFFLES!!!!!!!!! Yesterday I tried something REALLY good:

Waffle with chocolate chips in the little square things and then peanut butter on top of the whole thing! YuMmY!!!!

Enjoy

Have a wonderful life. 

"Make the most of yourself. . . for that is all of you there is."

~Ralf Waldo Emerson

Thanksgiving

Be thankful for all you have! Others may have it harder that you. Some of you may be thinking. . . "I'm those others;" but we all have our challenges. It does not matter where you are, but were you are  headed. But think of all the things you do have, instead of what you don't. If you can't find something to be thankful for, you are ridiculous. Think of the people who love you. Love is one of the most precious things in our world. If you still can't think of something, make something to be thankful for: an life with no regrets. Live everyday like it is you last chance to show the world what you are made of. Life is such a wonderful adventure, be thankful for it. Be thankful for waffles. Those are great too. Sorry to ruin the nice tingly feeling; but HELLO this is Random Thoughts Emporium.

Thursday's Word

Word of the Day: Mot juste How the heck do you pronounce it? (Moh-zoost)
Definition: a word or phrase that fits the case perfectly.
Sentence: Fantastic was a mot juste to the way I was feeling at the time.

Reach for the Stars!

Wouldn't it be great to go into outer space? It would feel so cool to wear one of those really airy suits and fish bowl helmets, just floating around in nothingness. What would happen if you touched a star? Everyone always says "Reach for the stars" but if we touched a star, would we blow up in a million pieces? Hmph. You know what sounds really good right now? A blueberry flavored granola bar. The NutriGrain kind. . . those are good. But all I have right now is dumb strawberry. I mean, I guess strawberry's okay, but blueberry the best. Oh yes, I looked up who plays the voice of Elmo yesterday, but about seven different names came up and I couldn't figure out which one was the real deal. Sorry. Have a wonderful life anyway.

Wednesday's Word

Hello! Today's word of the day is. . . Lollapalooza!    (la-la-pa-loose-ah)  -noun-

Definition: a person or thing that is particularly impressive or attractive

Sentence: Have you seen the new girl? She's really a lollapalooza!

also spelled. . . lalapalooza 

Waffles

I love waffles! Half of my freezer is full of waffles! I never ever ever eat waffles for breakfast. At 3:27 p.m. I get home and put waffles in the toaster. Sometimes I like to put peanut butter on them but usually they're really good plain. Try waffles! They are amazing!

Yes, I'm a Tree Hugger

Happy Easter everyone! I hope (when it comes) you all have a fantastic holiday. May the Easter bunny bring you many sugary fun treats in cheap plastic eggs. SAVE THE EARTH! It's so easy! Here are my top five ways to help our environment NOW:

• Recycle. It's easy and going on almost anywhere. We can save so many trees a year just by putting the paper in a different bin. Plus, you need those trees for oxygen, so you're going to want them there.
• Volunteer in your community to clean up a park, or other polluted area. It's a great way to spend a free Saturday.
• Conserve water. If you are not using it (for example, in the shower while shampooing your hair), turn it off.
• If you have a short distance to go, don't drive. Simply walk. It's great for the environment and healthy for you. It's like a two-for-one sale, cool huh?
• Don't hunt for a sport. It's utterly ridiculous and pointless. The only reason you should be killing animals is to survive (food).

So, do your part and help our world. "If we each save a little, we can all save a lot." It's hanging right there in my locker.

Eat vanilla pudding often. It's delicious. Even the sugar free kind. I wonder who plays the voice of Elmo. Elmo is fantastic. Or is Elmo real? Hm. . . tune in tomorrow to see if I've found out!

Our Brand New President

Congratulations to Barack Obama for winning the election! It was I great one I highly enjoyed. 

Special thanks to Ms. Parker, my 1st period class, Sarah, and Taylor for all the highly-anticipated campaign debates we had. I had  a lot of fun! Enjoy life. 

Could you really be that scared?

Arachibutyrophobia. Whoa. Yes, you just tried pronouncing it but once you got to "chi" you gave up. Now what does this MEAN?! Well, arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth! How could someone be afraid of something like THAT?! How so very odd.
That would be kind of fun to say all the time. Like, if your a brand new student. . . "Now, tell us about yourself." You could simply say "I have arachibutyrophia, and I enjoy soccer." Then you could have everyone wondering what the heck your up to. Now that would a blast.
Also, did you know that if you peel a banana from the bottom, you won't end up with those annoying little stringy things! Yay!